History of Western Theatre: 17th Century to Now/Late English 18th
The major figures of late 18th century British comedy are Irish playwrights Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) and Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774). Best loved comedies of Sheridan include "The rivals" (1775) and "The school for scandal" (1777). Likewise, Goldsmith's laurel remains fresh with two more comedies: "She stoops to conquer" (1773) and "The good-natured man" (1768). A play providing fewer dramatic incidents but with fresh wit is "The belle's stratagem" by Hannah Cowley (1743-1809). A melodrama of note is "Speed the plow" (1798) by Thomas Morton (1764–1838).
"The Rivals". Time: 1770s. Place: Bath, England.
"The Rivals" text at http://www.bibliomania.com/0/6/284/2000/frameset.html
Lydia Languish is a novel-reader and as a consequence prefers a half-pay ensign than a baronet, which is why Jack, son and heir of Sir Anthony Absolute, courts her under the disguise of Ensign Beverley. Anthony and Mrs Malaprop, Lydia's aunt, wish her to marry Jack, which she, loving Beverley, refuses to do, to her aunt's outrage: "What business have you, miss, with preference and aversion? They don’t become a young woman; and you ought to know, that as both always wear off, ’tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion." None of the three know Jack Absolute is in reality Beverley, while he, unaware that his father intends to marry him to Lydia, refuses to submit himself to his choice, presuming another woman is intended. Despite her troubles, Lydia finds time to commiserate with her friend, Julia, "a slave to the caprice, the whim, the jealousy of this ungrateful Faulkland, who will ever delay assuming the right of a husband-" Faulkland asks her neighbor, Bob Acres, about the condition of Julia's mind since last seeing her, expecting her to mope or grieve, but instead Bob heard her singing: "My heart’s my own, my will is free," to a jolly tune, to his despair, exclaiming: "Fool! fool that I am! to fix all my happiness on such a trifler!" Later, Jack's servant discovers from Lydia's servant his master's father wishes him to marry none other than his love, Lydia. On learning this, Jack pretends to accept his father's choice out of obedience to his will, without even troubling about what she looks like: "I own I should rather choose a wife of mine to have the usual number of limbs, and a limited quantity of back: and though one eye may be very agreeable, yet as the prejudice has always run in favour of two, I would not wish to affect a singularity in that article," he says. Faulkland confronts Julia with Bob's report. "I never can be happy in your absence," she assures him. But, to her sorrow, he doubts her: "Women are not used to weigh and separate the motives of their affections: the cold dictates of prudence, gratitude, or filial duty, may sometimes be mistaken for the pleadings of the heart," he asserts. She leaves in tears, he standing all the more tormented. Meanwhile, Jack presents himself as his own person to Mrs Malaprop, pretending to be glad to know a woman of her intellect, to which she gladly responds: "Ah! few gentlemen, now-a-days, know how to value the ineffectual qualities in a woman." She advises him she has intercepted one of her niece's love-letters addressed by a certain Beverley. To Lydia, Jack continues to present himself as Beverley, revealing that her aunt believes her to be Jack Absolute, to which she responds: "Ha! ha! ha! I can’t forbear laughing to think how her sagacity is overreached." But her aunt overhears her say: "Let her choice be Captain Absolute, but Beverley is mine," to which her aunt retorts: "I am astonished at her assurance!- to his face- this is to his face." She takes her abruptly away. Meanwhile, Bob tells his friend, Sir Lucius O’Trigger, that he was unjustly supplanted of Lydia's love by one Beverley, not knowing the man in question is his friend, Jack. Lucius suggests a duel. Bob then asks Jack to carry his challenge to Beverley. At last, Anthony takes his son with him to settle the marriage prospect with Mrs Malaprop and Lydia, at which time all three discover the truth, Lydia bitterly disappointed that there will be no romantic elopement, exclaiming to her aunt: "Ma’am, you once commanded me never to think of Beverley again- there is the man- I now obey you: for, from this moment, I renounce him for ever." Jack is in such bad humor that he and Lucius quarrel, which for the latter necessarily means that a duel must settle their difference, Jack accepting the challenge in King’s-Mead-Fields with Faulkland as his second. At last, Julia, to Faulkland's grief, despairing at ever assuring him of her love, says to him they must part. Julia's discussion with Lydia of their unhappy love affairs is interrupted by Mrs Malaprop, who, receiving news of Jack's upcoming duel from his servant, cries out when asked what is the matter: "Why, murder’s the matter! slaughter’s the matter! killing’s the matter!- but he can tell you the perpendiculars." Lucius, whom Mrs Malaprop considers a possible love-match for herself, arrives in King’s-Mead-Fields and inadvertently frightens Bob almost out of his wits with talk of blood and death, whereby Jack arrives with Faulkland, the latter with two duels on his slate. Lucius believes Faulkland to be Beverley and encourages him to fight with Bob, which neither wish to do. Lucius is disgusted at Bob, but, in any event, he turns to fight against Jack, both drawing their swords until interrupted by the alarmed trio of Anthony, Lydia, and Julia. Bob yields his pretensions towards Lydia to Jack, as does Lucius on learning love-letters sent to him were not written by Lydia but by Mrs Malaprop, while Julia finally accepts the doubting Faulkland. "Our happiness is now as unalloyed as general," Lydia concludes on behalf of everyone.
"The school for scandal"
"The school for scandal". Time: 1770s. Place: London, England.
"The school for scandal" text at http://www.bibliomania.com/0/6/284/2001/frameset.html
Lady Sneerwell confers with her confidante, Snake, about a plan to attract Charles Surface. She receives a group of persons whose only intention appears to speak ill of acquaintances, family, and friends. Sir Peter Teazle is unhappy about his marriage, blaming their difference in age. He complains of her resistance to his authority, to which she retorts: "If your wanted authority over me, you should have adopted me, and not married me: I am sure you were old enough." He obtains no comfort at Lady Sneerwell's house, where as usual the occupants tear apart many a reputation while playing cards. Lady Teazle surprises Joseph Surface, a man she has designs on for herself, on his knees before the woman he attempts to seduce, Maria. Joseph defends himself by saying: "Maria has somehow suspected the tender concern I have for her happiness, and threatened to acquaint Sir Peter with her suspicions," when actually he is after both women. Meanwhile, an old friend of Peter has returned from the Indies, Sir Oliver Surface, an uncle who has often in the past been generous towards his nephews, Joseph and Charles. Peter speaks well of the secretly profligate Joseph but ill of the openly profligate Charles. He also speaks ill of Maria, but finds resistance in his intent to marry her to Joseph. To test Charles who has never seen him, Oliver pretends to be a money lender named Premium. As reported, he notes many signs of profligacy in his nephew, but yet the rake refuses to sell a picture he owns of his dear uncle, which makes amends for all the rest. Lady Teazle visits Joseph at his house, but, surprised by the arrival of her husband, hides behind a screen. Peter informs Joseph of his discovery of who his wife's lover is, no other than Charles, then begins to speak of his own hopes for Maria, which Joseph, knowing Lady Teazle within earshot, attempts to interrupt. When they hear Charles outside intent on speaking to his brother, Peter wants to overhear their conversation so that he may know for sure whether the rumors concerning his wife are true. He hides inside a closet and on the way notes a figure hiding behind the screen and is told she is a milliner. "Sly rogue! Sly rogue!" laughs Peter. Joseph asks Charles about the rumors concerning Peter's wife, but he denies it: "I always understood you were her favorite," which the worried Joseph denies in turn and, to interrupt him, points towards the closet, from which Charles pulls out Peter, relieved about what he just heard. Peter whispers to Charles about the milliner. They laugh over it as Charles pulls down the screen, revealing not a milliner, to Peter's chagrin, but his own wife. A mortified Joseph next receives the visit of a certain Mr Stanley, Sir Oliver in another disguise, to whom he says that what his uncle has done for him so far is a "mere nothing" and sends him rudely away. The school for scandal next hear rumors concerning a duel between Charles and Peter, a matter of contention being whether it was with swords or pistols and the extent of Peter's injuries, but he arrives to them intact and orders the scandal-mongers out of his house. Hearing their uncle is about to arrive, Joseph and Charles push away the compromising Premium or Stanley, until they discover he is the true Sir Oliver. When Lady Sneerwell is cheated of her designs on Charles by the treacherous Snake, no obstacle remains for Charles to marry Maria.
"She stoops to conquer"
"She stoops to conquer". Time: 1770s. Place: England.
"She stoops to conquer" text at http://www.ourcivilisation.com/smartboard/shop/goldsmth/stoops/index.htm
Out of mischief, Tony Lumpkin, Mrs Hardcastle's son by her first husband, tricks Charles Marlow and George Hastings, intending to marry Kate Hardcastle and Constance Neville, respectively, into believing that Kate's father is the landlord of an inn. On entering Harcastle's house, they take little notice of the surprised host while continuing their discussion on apparel and interrupting him rudely whenever he speaks, then brusquely asking for warm punch. To Hardcastle's surprise, Charles calls to consult with the cook while George wants to see the bill of fare. They do not approve of the first course: "Damn your pig, I say," thunders George, "And damn your prune sauce, say I," thunders Charles, or the rest of the meal, then wish to verify whether the beds are properly aired. Constance is as surprised to see George as he is to see her. She informs him that this must be one of Tony's tricks, whom Mrs Hardcastle, her aunt, wishes to have her marry, but she reassures her lover: "You have nothing to fear from him, I assure you. You'd adore him if you knew how heartily he despises me." When Kate enters, Charles, still thinking he is inside an inn, becomes very uneasy and disconcerted towards her, his usual timidity before the opposite sex. He starts bravely but when George and Constance leave, he falters and barely looks at her face, despite her encouragements. Mrs Hardcastle is fawned on by George, but she is displeased at Tony's lack of attention towards Constance. George sounds Tony about Constance's personality, saying: "But there is a meek modesty about her that charms me." Tony retorts: "Yes, but curb her never so little, she kicks up, and you're flung in a ditch." Despite such words, George swears: "If you but assist me, I'll engage to whip her off to France, and you shall never hear more of her," which he enthusiastically approves of, seizing her jewels kept in his mother's bureau to facilitate their elopement. Meanwhile, Hardcastle and Kate do not agree on Charles' personality, the former considering him impudent, the latter excessively bashful. Mrs Hardcastle cries out in distress on discovering the loss of her jewels, at which Tony laughs, pretending she is joking, to her confusion and irritation. To help Charles out of his timidity, Kate stoops to disguise herself as a barmaid, so that he suddenly becomes much bolder. They are interrupted by Hardcastle, astounded to find such a man perceived as modest. Meanwhile, George gives Charles the casket of jewels, who in turn hands it over to the person he takes as the landlady for safe keeping, but is in reality Mrs Hardcastle. When next meeting Charles, Hardcastle complains of his servants' drinking, one of whom, Jeremy, seems to be quite drunk. Charles comments he was only following his orders: "I don't know what you'd have more, unless you'd have the poor devil soused in a beer-barrel." The irritated Hardcastle orders him out of his house. Charles is about to when at last Kate informs him where he stands, in his potential father-in-law's house. He is immediately smitten with her, but yet cannot forgo to consider their unequal conditions. Before Mrs Hardcastle, Constance and Tony pretend to exchange loving glances. Tony receives a letter from George about their imminent elopement, but he has a hard time reading it, so that Constance, to dull Mrs Hardcastle's suspicions, pretends she is reading about cockfighting and crumples it as being of no interest. On the contrary, the invention interests Tony so much that Mrs Hardcastle takes it away from her and thereby discovers their intention to elope. She decides to take Constance away to another aunt of hers. Meanwhile, Charles' father arrives, laughing with Hardcastle at Charles' mistake, but both are surprised when after Hardcastle proposes marriage Charles protests: "We had but one interview, and that was formal, modest, and uninteresting," he declares. When he leaves, Kate promises to resolve the enigma if they overhear the couple behind a screen. Meanwhile, Tony has been deliberately leading his mother and cousin round the house without their noticing it. While Tony speaks to his father as if he were a stranger, his mother runs off to hide behind a tree, in fear of bandits, until she can no longer hold, crying out: "O lud! he'll murder my poor boy, my darling! Here, good gentleman, whet your rage upon me. Take my money, my life, but spare that young gentleman, spare my child if you have any mercy," to Tony's amusement. Observing Charles and Kate behind a screen, Marlow is amazed on hearing his son's unprecedented eloquence, after which Hardcastle emerges to reveal, to Charles' amazement, that he has been courting all this time not a barmaid but his daughter. When George and Constance present themselves before the Hardcastles, Charles is glad they have returned to claim their due.
"The good-natured man"
"The good-natured man". Time: 1760s. Place: England.
"The good-natured man" text at http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/The-good-naturd-man-She/book-LMpPxAPWFUaPH0qCQR3yvQ/page1.html
Sir William Honeywood is worried about his nephew's good-natured personality, often leading him into dept. To test his nephew's friends, he announces to Jarvis, the nephew's servant, that he intends calling a bailiff to arrest him for debt. Honeywood (the nephew) is amorous of Miss Richland, a wealthy ward to Croaker, who intends to have her wed his son, Leontine. But Leontine loves another woman, Olivia, whom he met in France while intending to take back his sister, living there since childhood with Croaker's sister. Unknown to Croaker, Leontine returned with Olivia instead, who only pretends to be his sister. Despite his father's encouragements, Leontine courts with little enthusiasm Miss Richland, who, discovering the secret regarding Olivia, pretends to be interested in the proposal. Meanwhile, Croaker receives a letter from his sister, announcing that his daughter is engaged to be married to an English gentleman of large fortune. A second suitor to Richland appears, Lofty, who, hearing the rumor that she loves Honeywood, sends her to him "in his present doleful situation". Mistaking the person in the letter, Croaker gently scolds Olivia for being so secretive about her engagement, while she, thinking her secret discovered, is overjoyed at his apparent approval of the marriage. When Leontine enters as happy as she, openly avowing his love, Croaker cannot believe his ears: "Marrying Olivia! Marrying his own sister! Sure, the boy is out of his senses." The couple are forced to back-track their claim on each other, swearing to escape and marry in Scotland with Honeywood's "advice and assistance". As a result of his uncle's plot, Honeywood is distressed by the visit of two bailiffs. To avoid embarrassment, he gives them money so that they can pretend to be military officers, but Richland discovers this trick as well. She meets the disguised Sir William Honeywood, who informs her of his true identity and also of Lofty's false pretenses in the matter of obtaining her fortune from the treasury department of the government. Lofty unwittingly exposes himself by pretending to know Sir William before Sir William himself. Jarvis then informs him that, on his son's orders, he is to accompany Leontine and Olivia on their flight to Scotland. Thanks to his uncle's intervention, Honeywood is released from custody of the bailiffs. Discovering Honeywood's ignorance of his benefactor, Lofty insinuates that it is thanks to his own person. In return, he asks Honeywood to court Richland for his sake, which the good-natured man reluctantly agrees to do. Meanwhile, Jarvis informs Olivia that Honeywood, contrary to his promises, is unable to provide financial support for their marriage. She writes a violent letter to her lover, but it is accidently intercepted by Croaker, who entirely mistakes its purport, believing himself to be threatened by unknown persons, "singled out for gunpowder plots". When Richland hears Honeywood speak on Lofty's behalf, she huffily declares: "Mr. Honeywood, let me tell you that you wrong my sentiments and yourself. When I first applied to your friendship, I expected advice and assistance; but now, sir, I see that it is in vain to expect happiness from him who has been so bad an economist of his own and that I must disclaim his friendship who ceases to be a friend to himself." When Croaker reveals to Honeywood his fears of being attacked by unknown persons, he advises him thus: "This letter requires twenty guineas to be left at the bar of the Talbot Inn. If it be indeed an incendiary letter, what if you and I, sir, go there and when the writer comes to be paid his expected booty, seize him." But when Leontine discovers Honeywood's lack of funds and his father's presence at the inn seemingly led by him, he suspects treachery on the part of his supposed friend and challenges him to a duel, interrupted by Croaker's outcries on mistaking the postboy for the incendiary. Olivia is at last forced to admit to Croaker she is not his daughter. At the same time, Richland, knowing about Honeywood's presence at the inn, leads William to that place, where he informs Croaker of Olivia's true identity as the daughter of a knight and his friend, which reconciles the father to the marriage. Honeywood then informs Richland of his departure from England, leaving Lofty as master of the place he should have occupied, but yet Lofty again unwittingly reveals himself as a false pretender of her affairs, so that the way is clear at last for Honeywood to marry her.
"The belle's stratagem"
"The belle's stratagem". Time: 1780s. Place: England.
"The belle's stratagem" text at https://archive.org/details/bellesstratagemc00cowlrich
After having just met Letitia prior to marrying her as arranged by their parents, Doricourt is not impressed, taking her for a typically dull English girl. His friend, Saville, is surprised at this view. "She should have spirit! Fire! L'air enjoué!" cries Doricourt. "That something, that nothing, which everybody feels and which nobody can describe, in the resistless charmers of Italy and France." On her side, Letitia is equally frustrated. "A husband of fifteen months could not have examined me with more cutting indifference," she declares to her friend, Caroline Racket. To the surprise of her father, Mr Hardy, she devises a stratagem to appear timid and stupid and thereby determine whether her lover can truly learn to love her. Doricourt visits Sir George Touchwood, recently married to Lady Frances. In a jealous fit, George prevents his friend from seeing her. Caroline and her friend, Miss Ogle, wish her to go along with them. "Come, you shall go with us to drop a few cards, then to an auction room, then we'll drive to Kensington; we shall be at home by five to dress and in the evening I'll attend you to the masquerade," suggests Caroline. George is against such plans and becomes dispirited on seeing his hesistant wife go out with the two women. Exactly as planned, on next seeing her intended, Letitia appears timid and stupid. Doricourt is all the more discouraged, but yet intends to be present at Lady Brilliant's masquerade ball. Meanwhile, Saville's friend, Courtall, intends to woo Frances there. Having once considered her his love, Saville is disgusted at this plan. Courtall orders his servant to find out which costume George will wear so that he may don the same one, but Saville intercepts his servant, learns of the plan, and arranges for a whore to dress in the same costume as Frances. At the masquerade ball, Doricourt is struck by the appearance and wit of a masked woman, not knowing it is Letitia. Caroline decides the two should marry this very night. "Feign yourself seriously ill," she suggests to her father, "send for Doricourt, and tell him you cannot go out of the world in peace unless you first see the ceremony performed." Just as Courtall successfully sequesters whom he believes to be Frances and boasts of his conquest to his friends, he discovers she is a whore and is shamed into leaving the country for France. To get out of the marriage, Doricourt pretends to have turned insane, but this plan is discovered by Saville, who reveals it to Caroline and others. But when Doricourt is presented before Hardy's death-bed, he does not have the heart to repudiate his daughter. He despondently prepares to meet his marriage doom until discovering Letitia as the masked woman he was so struck by, at which point Hardy appears as healthy as ever to congratulate the two.
"Speed the plow"
"Speed the plow". Time: 1790s. Place: England.
"Speed the plow" text at http://archive.org/details/speedtheplough19407gut
After an absence of twenty years, Sir Philip Blandford returns to marry his only daughter, Emma, to Robert, son to Abel Handy, baronet. Abel has married Nelly, former servant in the house of farmer Thomas Ashfield and his wife. To impress Thomas, Robert purposes to show him how to cudgel, but the farmer knocks him down with one blow. Robert then learns that Thomas is the father of the woman he loves: Susan. When Lady Nelly Handy arrives, she draws back at the uncouth behaviors of the Ashfields and is offended on hearing Robert's overly familiar speech. As the Ashfields watch Susan weeping after reading a letter from Robert, they open her private box to read it, but then Thomas is ashamed of such furtive behavior and asks her about it instead, who reveals she was lead to believe he loved her but this is not so apparent now. Despite Abel's hopes of his new invention, a special plough, a ploughing contest is won not by Robert but by Henry, a bastard bred up at the Ashfield farm, who receives a medal from Emma and the opportunity to visit her father's castle. But when Philip beholds the victor, he recognizes by his features who his father is and orders him away at once. He explains to his daughter that before marrying, he lost almost his entire fortune at the gambling table to a man named Morrington. The day after the marriage ceremony, his wife received by mail a large sum of money from an anonymous source. He also received help from a second source. "Abel Handy proposed to unite our families by marriage and in consideration of what he termed the honor of our alliance, agreed to pay off every incumbrance on my estates and settle them as a portion on you and his son," he explains further. Yet no claim was ever made on his property by Worrington and his agents. However, he does not reveal why he left the country for twenty years. "I will be all you wish," Emma promises. To push Henry farther away, Philip proposes to forget Thomas' monetary debt to him in exchange for turning the boy out, but he refuses. Meanwhile, to his surprise, Abel learns that Nelly was first married to a servant at the castle who went abroad and died. When Thomas reveals what Philip proposed, his wife offers to sell her silk gowns. "I'll go to church in a stuff one," she adds, "and let Mrs Grundy turn up her nose as much as she pleases," referring to her rival and the moral standard of the parish. Help arrives in the form of Morrington, who, on learning of Philip's threat, gives Henry Philip's bond that will discharge the farmer's debt and prevent his ruin. When Henry presents the bond to Philip, he tells him of Morrington's plea not to give away his daughter to a man she does not love. An angry Philip informs Henry that Morrington is a cheater, at which he tears up the bond. Oppressed with guilt, Philip reveals to Robert Henry's origin as the offspring of a woman he was about to marry and who died in childbirth after sleeping with his brother whom he murdered in a fit of jealousy. Though burdened by such secrets, Robert proposes to marry Susan, who accepts with her parents' consent. "I say, Tummas, what will Mrs Grundy say then?" asks Mrs Ashfield triumphantly. Abel is surprised on learning this development, which upsets his plans in regard to Philip. He is even more surprised but readily accepts a proposal from Morrington's agent, Gerald, to be rid of a wife he no longer loves with a large sum of money. When Nelly arrives, she is stunned on seeing her dead husband still alive, almost as elated as Abel is. Later, still intent on inventing, he accidently sets fire to a room in the castle, with Emma being saved thanks to the efforts of Henry, who discovers a knife with a bloody cloth. Still oppressed with guilt, Philip reveals he murdered his father. In mortal conflict, Henry does not know what to do as Morrington appears to disclose himself as Philip's brother, who did not die but, to atone for his betrayal, saved him from sharpers.